funny boliyan

  ho bari barsi khatan geya c
  bari barsi
  khat k leyanda patasa
  ho "sandhu" kollon ghund kad di
  naange rakhdi clip wala passa
  ho "sandhu" kollon ghund kad di
  

  Pindan vichon pind sunida,
  pindan vichon pind sunida,
  pind sunida maari,
  uthon diyan do kurian sunidian,
  ek patli ke bhari,
  ho, patli da tan hogaya viah,
  bhari reh gayi kuaari,
  aape le jaange jihna nu lagi pyari
  aape le jaange jihna nu lagi pyari
  

 Tere jahe nu ve main tich na jaandi...
  tera mera banda na mech mundiya, 
  tainu moge di mandi te aavan vech mundiya....
  tainu moge di mandi te aavan vech mundiya....

   Nach Lo Ni Kudiyo
  Gaa Lo Ni Kudiyo
  Nachna Gauna Reh Jauga Ni...
  Ni Koi Boojhar Jeha Jatt Lae Jauga
   

  Ho bai pehla nanv guru da dheaiye,
  jis ne jagat banaya,
  bai bhant bhant de phul saza ke,
  sohna jagat rachaya,
  vai kade kise di kahi ni karda,
  karda jo man aya
  vai boliyan pao Mundiyo,
  sir satgur di chhayea,
  vai boliyan pao Mundiyo.........
  vai boliyan pao Mundiyo.........

  bari barsi khatan gea see khatt khatt k lenadi loi
  nee puthe sidhe wala waliye
  tere to dasvi paas na hoi
  nee puthe sidhe wala waliye
  nee jey kudiey tera weah nahi hunda
  nee jey kudiey tera weah nahi hunda

 tadke uth k nahaea kar
  nam bulla tey rabh da dheai kar 

  desh punjab de munde sunide
  Muchhan rakhan khadian
  Bai maadi kudi nal viah ni karaunde
  Viah k leonde parian
  Tere jehian 100 kudian
  Gate baharle khadian
  

  
  tere mara charya kiker te  tu datan na kiti
   pasa vat ke leg kol di meri si gut piti
   la ke torh gyi sazana naal priti
   ni la ke torh gyi sazana naal priti


   Kanna vale kante tainu aaja-aaja akhde
   nakk vala koka chamkare maarda
   ni main patt-ta
   ni main patt-ta padaku munda zaildaar da
   ni main patt-ta padaku munda zaildaar da......
   

  Khade si Laddu, Jamme si Daddu ,
   hun Chapad kande vey ,
  Jaswinder Teriyan Nanakiyan.. :pagel:
  Khadiyan si khillan, jammiya c eellaan, 
  hun Amber payundiya vey, Jaswinder teriyan Dadkiyan.. :hehe:
  mind na karna, sithiniya vich eve hi cherrida... :hehe:

1. Nankiyan os desh diyan jithe kikkar vi na
    ihna de chajja warge pair, pairee shittar vi na.. 

2. Dadkiyan os desh diyan jithe toot v na

   ihna di bander wargi buthi, uttey roop v na..  :pagel:

3. Nanke os pind toh aye jithe rukh v na
    ihna di taure wargi buthi, uttey mush v na..  :pagel:

4. ki pusha munde de chache vey ,tenu ki pusha vey..
    na tere dhaari bhonduya, na teriyan musha vey..

5.  Mama kalla na khalo, tera lakk thakk ju
     Naal Mami nu khara la, vey sahara lagg ju.. :hehe:

6. Bhua sadi Ganne di pori, Fuffar  khund purana
     oonth de gal vich talli pey gayee, Vekh bhart gaya bhana
    Dujjiyan de gharwale vekh ke bhua suttidiya laalan
     haye Meri wari russ gaya, Rabb Khasma nu khana..  :pagel:

7. Laare di tayee char gayee dek
    tutt gaya tahna digg payee heth
    pusho lawo mundeyo raazi aa??  :pagel:

8.  Ni nikkiye kothriye, tere vich mera atta
     Laare di Mami udhall gayee, laike dholla jhatta.. :loll:
 

1. Assi ki karne, patt baajh karele
    Laare da chacha , eve jhake jiwe
    jiwe chamchrik de dele.....  :laugh: :laugh:       

 2. aaye ne ji aaye ne sajjan vehdde aye ne
     aadiyo ne aao dekho ke ke leeaye ne
     6 maheene suniaar beethaaya
     chaandi de gehniyaa te paani charaaya :hehe:
     pittal paunna nai
    velajjiyoo lajjj tuhanu nai


 3. 6 maheene ghar darji bethayaa
   taaki taaki jor k joda banayaa
   jodda pavaunna nai ve 
   lajjiyo lajj tuhanu nai :hehe:
      

 chechoo cheech ganerya 2tereyan 2 mereyan
 sethniyan deya dehryaaa
 sade vehde maandri munde de maase baandri  :laugh;
 sade vehre soti a munde de bhuaa moti a :hehe:
 sadde taan vehde taana tanee da munde da fuffar kaana sunida
 anak na laani pae 
 ve lajjiyo lajj tuhanu nai


 Makki da dana Ka kole
 Laare da tayea rowe maa kole
 Makki da dana tind vich vey
 Laare da Masar nai rakhna pind vich vey
 Makki da dana dar vich ve
 Laare da fuffar nai rakhna ghar vich vey... :hehe:


 dohal dohal dohal laarya muhho kujj taan bol
 kuri taan sade tille de taar aa
 munda taan disda koi gumhiyaar a
 jode taan fabde nai
 ve lajjiyo lajj tuhanu nai :hehe:

 Sass meri ne niyane jamme jamein poore baayi
 Sass meri ne niyane jamme jamein poore baayi
 paapu de baabu firde, ghar di fouj banayi
 paapu de baabu firde, ghar di fouj banayi…….


 Sass meri ne kuriyan jameyan, jameyan staraan (17)
 Sass meri ne kuriyan jameyan, jameyan pooriyan staraan
 Matha takdi nu, vaj gaye baaran (12)
 Matha takdi nu vaj gaye poore baaran………..
 

 Sass meri ne jaure jamein
 Sass meri ne jaure jamein, ik gora ik kaala
 Sass ni eh ki ghaala maala
 Sass ni eh ki ghaala maala……


 Kudi: Coat killi te na tangya karo……..
 coat killi te na tangya karo……..
 je sade nal nahi bolna
 sadi gali v na langya karo….
 Munda: Coat killi utte tangan ge
 coat killi utte tangan ge
 gali tuhade piyo di nahi
 asin idhron hi langa ge…..


 Jattan De Putt Jaan Bahr nu
 Gehney rakh Jameena
 Do Do shiftan kam ne karde
 Ban k aap mashinaa
 Thakkey ho k viyah karvaunde
 labh k naar haseena
 Desi kuriya de
 Fer puandey jeena
 Desi Kuriya De
 Fer puandey jeena…..

 JATT: sehar nu na  javi goriye,
 pairee paa ke sleeper kaale,
 tohr teri  vekh jattiye
 patte jaan ge shear de laale
 JATTI: kudi han main zaildar di
 pairee jutti hai kiram di kaali
 vekh ju  kehda channa aakh bhar ke
 ve jatti 15 murebeyyan vali……….


 bhaman firda haath vekhda ,, gali -2 ch bole ....
 raahu ketu da jabh muka du ,,
 jihda shani shanichar doale...
 kise budi ton knaak le gya ,, 
 kise budi ton choale...
 budiyan ne fir bhaman dhaa liya ,, haad ka ...

 Ni bhua fuffad da ki haal hai
 Baari baari barsi khatan geya c bhatue ch paise paake
 Thoda fuffad khatan gya c bhatue ch paise paake
 Ni bhua fir khat ke ki le aanda
 Ni khat ke swaah le auna c
 Ni ludhiane tation ton mud aaya jeb kataake
 Ludhiane tation ton mud aaya jeb kataake
 Ni ludhiane tation ton


 Ghada vajjda ghadoli vajjdi
 Ghada vajjda ghadoli vajjdi
 kite gaagar vajddi sun mundeya
 kite gaagar vajjdi sun mundeya
 ghungrooan vaali pakhi le aade
 ghungrooan vaali pakhi le aade
 vajjeya karugi tun tun ve
 kite gaagar vajjdi gaagar vajjdi sun ve
 kite gaagar vajjjdi
 Fast- gaagar vajjdi sun ve
 kite gaagar vajjdi Gaagar vajjdi sun ve
 kite gaagar vajjdi


 Uthan waala jeth tiyan waala jeth
 mainu kehnda cinema vekh
 mangda ni kurti da mech
 de leya ni main godeyan heth
 deta ni jutti da mech
 de leya ni main godeyan heth
 detaaaaa ni jutti da mech
 Fast- deta ni jutti da mech
 Deta ni jutti da mech
 Deta ni jutti da mechhhhh


 DO GULABI AAKHIYAN,,,
 DO SHARABI AAKHIYAN
 NE MATABI WARGI BHABI,,,
 DEOR CHALHE PAKHIYAN
 NE MATABI WARGI BHABI,,,
 DEOR CHALHE PAKHIYAN

  
 gur nalo ishq mitha
 haaye-haaye
 o rabba lag naa kise nu jaave
 o gur nalo ishq mitha
 o meri bhhave zind kadh lai
 ho-ho
 mere yaar nu manda na boli
 o meri bhaave jind kadh lai
 o laddu kha lai baniya de
 ho ho
 o ganne choop lai jatta de polle
 o laddu kha lai baniya de
  ni kalle nu na kalli takri
  hayye oye
 o meri jeb ladduan ne paari
 o kalle nu na kalli takri
 o gur nalo ishq mitha
 o rabba lag na kisse nu jave

  aaja deora beyja palang te
  kimay marda eh geray
  ve pasa batke naangda kaatho
  ve pasa batke naangda kaatho
  gal sun beyke (Sit) neeray
  ve paaykyon to thenu saag lya duu
  hai paaykyon to thenu saag lya duu
  ban shagna de seray
 pathli pathang jatti de
 naal dawaduu feray
 pathli pathang jatti de
 naal dawaduu feray....

 JATT: sehar nu na sehar nu javi goriye,
 pari paa ke sleeper kaale,
 tor teri tor teri vekh jattiye
 patte jaan ge sehar de laale
 JATTI: kudi hain main kudi hain main zaildar di
 pari jutti hai kiram di kaali
 vekh ju ga keda channa aakh bhar ke
 ve jatti 15 murebeyyan vali

 maapeyan ne main rakhi ve ladli,
  sohreen la layi kam ve,
 mera udeya sunehri sone varga rang ve
 maapeyan ne main rakhi ve ladli,
 sohreen la layi chaaki ni ladliye,so vaal painda vaakhi
 maapeyan ne main rakhi ve ladli,
 sohreen la le reeh ve,
 aiven janam gavaya chanan vargi deh ve

 Meri sus ne niyane jame jamein poore baayi (22)
 Meri sus ne niyane jame jamein poore baayi
 paapu de baabu ve, ghar di fouj banayi
 paapu de baabu ve, ghar di fouj banayi

 sus meri ne kuriyan jameyan, jameyan staraan (17)
 sus meri ne kuriyan jameyan, jameyan pooriyan staraan
 matha tekdi nu, vaj gaye baarah (12)
 matha tekdi nu vaj gaye poore baarah

 sus meri ne jore (jurva) jamein,
 sus meri ne jore jamein, ek bakri ek lela
 ek bakri ek lela
 suse ni eh ki rounak mela
 suse ni eh ki rounak mela

 sus meri ne jore jamein
 sus meri ne jore jamein, ek gora ek kaala
 ek gora ek kaala
 suse ni eh ki ghaala maala
 suse ni eh ki ghaala maala

 aa ve deyoura, ja ve deyoura (devar)
 bota bann darvaaje
 bote tere nu ghaah da tokra
 tainu Panj Parshaaade
 nim haith katdi di,
 meri gooonj sune darvaaje!!

 pachiyan (25) pindan da mera dhol mera patwari
 pachiyan (25) pindan da mera dhol mera patwari
 nith auna jana odha kam sarkari
 nith auna jana odha kam sarkari
 mera tha mandera haal mayee meriye
 das kehda kada
 rumal mayee meriye
 das kehda kada
 rumal mayee meriy

  

 tumba aar kuti da
 tumba baar kuti da
 tumba aar kuti da
 tumba baar kuti da
 lambardara de darwaje
 taanedaar kuti da
 lambardara de darwaje
 thanedaar kuti da

 Munde Di Bhua Melan Banke, Sade Pasand Na Aayi, 
 Dohte Sade Nu Leeda Na Kapda,
 Na Koi Toom Leyayi,
 Ni Daar Jawakan Di, Laddu Khaan Nu Aayi..
 Ni Daar Jawakan Di, Laddu Khaan Nu Aayi..


 Horaan Nu Ditiyan Panj Panj Wangan,
 Horaan Nu Ditiyan Panj Panj Wangan,
 Sass Nu Leyati Ghadi,
 Ve Maa Teri Time Vekh Ke Ladi..!!
 Ve Maa Teri Time Vekh Ke Ladi..!!


 Gal Sun Mere Naal Parh Deya,
 Gal Sun Lai Kann Laake,
 Ve Poore Ik Mahine Di Tu,
 Rakhi Agg Machaake,
 Mein Ni Pauna Pyar Shyar Eh,
 Phir Kahi Na Aake,
 Mein Dasdu Madam Nu,
 Chaddu Naa Katwaake,
 Mein Dasdu Madam Nu..!!

 Je Mundeya Tu Jana Noukari, Soureyan Vichdi Jaayi,
 Ve Satth Vich Tera Soura Miluga, Gajjke Fateh Bulayi,
 Ve Mundeya Vich Tera Sala Miluga, Wadh Ke Hath Milayi,
 Ve Budiyan Vich Teri Sass Milugi, Pairan Nu Hath Layi,
 Ve Kudiyan Vich Teri Sali Milugi, Behke Chit Parchayi,
 Ve Chithiyan Bekadra, Jaake Pyar Diyan Payi,
 Haye Chithiyan Bekadra..!!
 

 Bhabi Aakhe Sun Ve Deora,
 Dil Diyan Aakh Sunawa,
 Bina Darshano Tere Deora,
 Ann Nu Mooh Na Lawa,
 Gidhe De Vich Khadke Tere,
 Naa Te Boliyan Pawa,
 Sunja Ve Deora
 Chan Wargi Darani Leyawa..
 

 Je Maami Tu Nachna Jaandi, Ithe Kaas Nu Aayi,
  Ni Bhareya Pateela Peegi Daal Da, Rotiyan Di Thayi Mukayi,
 Ni Jaake Aakhengi Shaka Poorke Aayi,
 Ni Jaake Aakhengi Shaka Poorke Aayi..


 ik munda sadi gali ch rehnda...oo 
 hei barra shikari..barra shiakri
 ik din oho dal lei gia mere kolo udhari...
 kehnda barri karari..barri karai..
 mar janne hor mang lai...
 mevi mirch akha de wich maari..
 mar janne hor man lai....

 Pajno Hass Di Gayi Ambassey..
 Rohdi Ghar Nu Ave..
 Ki Hoya Ohh Nu Puchen Sarye..
 Roh K Gal Sunve..
 Marjana Ohh Gora Mare Gadiye Kayi Lave..
 Sarye Kaggej Patter Puriye..
 Visa Kio Na Lave..
 Visa Mill Jaye Baba Jiiiii..
 Hooo Hooo Hooo
 Visa Mill Jaye Baba Ji..
 Pajjnio Nit Santa De Jave..
 kharh jo kharh jo......................
 ah boli Student Visa Australia waleya layi ..........
 mere vallo exclusive....................lolhoooo...........
 

dhaave dhaave dhaaave
 munda yaaro kup kalaan da
 parhan australia aaave
 goriyan ne tang kar ta
 goriya ne tang kar ta yaaro kamm kaar nu na jaave
 friday night paunda bhangre
 firday night paunda bhangre yaaro angreji gaane lavake
 ho gabbru patt sutteya Student Visa lavaaake
 australia ne patt sutteya candy student visa lavaake................

Arri arri arri kehke har koi boli paave,
ya fer boli pon to pehla kehnda dhave dhave,
na mei kehna arri arri, na hi dhave dhave,
jeeto sap wargi hath cho nikaldi jaave
jeeto sap wargi burhaaaaaaaaaaaa

 Jiske Sir Upar Tu Swami
bhatta de koi khet na ghalda,
ni fiar reha na kise v gal da
lagg gyi cable TV chalda,badal gye zamaane
ni vehndi rehndi tu saara din draame
ni vehndi rehndi tu saara din draame

Aara aara aara .......
Ik gore rang badle Ranjha chadde aaya Takhthazaara .. .
12 saal chaare majjhiya
12 saal chaare majjhiya mitthi choori khaan da maara ,
jad gal bannan laggi .... jad gal bannan laggi ......
jad gal bannan laggi .... chaacha heer da kar gya kaara...
Baaajh sanjogaan de nai banndi gal yaara...
Baaajh sanjogaan de nai banndi gal yaara...
Baaajh sanjogaan de nai banndi gal yaara...

Jogi aa ni gaya
Fera pa ni gaya
Jogi aa ni gaya
Fera pa ni gaya
saanu vishiar naag larha ni gaya
saanu vishiar naag larha ni gaya

Sass meri ne ad kar ditta
Sass meri ne ad kar ditta
Chappri te pa ditta ghar ve...
Raati daddu bolde..
menu lagda dar ve...raati daddu bolde!!
menu lagda dar ve...raati daddu bolde!!

 
 maa ni maa russi hoyi sass nu kive manayida...?
 hath bna lo mata ji roti kha lo mata ji
 maa ni maa russi hoyi jethani nu kive manayida..?
 edhar aa shareekaniye aada la shareekniye..


 roti pakke tere ghar,
  dhuan aave mere ghar.
  aje v saukne larhdi ae,
  larh larh gallan krdi ae,
  os kanjar nal larhea kr,
  jihne tenu vyaha c,
  ratte dolle paya c,
  ratta dolla cheekda.
 os kanjar nu udeekda...

  

  addian addian addian ni,
  tutt paine ne larha k shaddian ni....
  tutt paine ne larha k shaddian ni...
  Aun de tere veera tai mein na kise ton darda,
  vekh gandaasa jatt da tikha beh ja beh ja krda.
  sun lalkara jatt da suraj thande haunke bharda,
  ho jatt di yari te fire patola marda,
  ho jatt di yari te... 

  

   nachan wale de aadi na rahende.....
   te goon wale da muu....
   nachan wale de aadi na rahende.....
   te goon wale da muu.... 
   ne boli main paavaaaaaa nach le gidde vich tu....
   ne boli main paavaa.......

 hooooooooooooo aari aari aari ,
  kudi mere nal pad di,
  kudi mere nal pad di ,
  ohnu akhh mitran ne mari, 
  gora rang dudh warga, 
  gora rang ohda dudh warga , 
  lagdi bahut pyari ,
  bai mitran ne patt laini,
  jihdi kudian te sardari.

 Roki Veh Bullet Walea 
 Ik Hath Kitaab Dujey hath Saleat, 
 Roki Veh Bullet Walea, 
 Veh Mein Ho gayi , College Nu Late.


 aaja deora beyja palang te
 kimay marda eh geray
 ve pasa batke naangda kaatho
 ve pasa batke naangda kaatho
 gal sun beyke (Sit) neeray
 ve paaykyon to thenu saag lya duu
 hai paaykyon to thenu saag lya duu

ban shagna de seray
 pathli pathang jatti de
 naal dawaduu feray
 pathli pathang jatti de
 naal dawaduu feray......

 mendhi mendhi har koi kenda
 mein vi aakh di mendhi
 iicky(21) hundi de margey maa payo
 thaa hee naanki reindi
 nana te nani kuch na kendey
 mammi chirrk di reindi
 leh chal ve mitra
 hon na naanki reindi
 le chal ve soneya
 hon na naanki reindi
 ja ve dholna mein ni bolna
 tere sadi bas ve
 kithe gaya si
 thu raati kithe gaya si
 kithe gaya si das ve
 thu raati kithe gayaa si
 

 jad puchiya mein deor nu
 tera veer kyon ni aaya
 kenda bhabi roaj patha tho meri maa da chaya
 khoob payee garmas ve
 kithe gaya si das ve thu raati kithe gayaa si
 kithe gaya si das ve thu raati kithe gayaa si

 jad saurey nu kya
ki tera puter hogaya wala
kenda mera put si heera
thu kar shadiya challa
kithe gaye ve mein fas ve
kithe gaya si das ve thu raati kithe gayaa si
kithe gaya si das ve thu raati kithe gayaa si

jad puchiya tere maa nu
mera kanth kadho ghar aauu
kendi tere gayee ghar muhi
jis din ghar var jauu
marey eho ji sas ve
kithe gaya si das ve thu raati kithe gayaa si
kithe gaya si das ve thu raati kithe gayaa si


jad puchiya mein dil nu
mera kithe gaya harkoti
kenda kithe jauu ga shad ke tere wargi voti
fir payee mein has ve
kithe gaya si das ve thu raati kithe gayaa si
kithe gaya si das ve thu raati kithe gayaa si


Saura mera leke aaya mithiayi da dabba (2)
Sass akalli khayi jandi ya, haye oye merea rabba
Sass akalli khayi.....
Sass akalli khayi jandi ya, haye oye merea rabba
Sass akalli khayi.....


Pehlan kha gayi barfi laddu pher chakeya rasgulkla (2)
Rass tan sara choh geya ohde hath wich reh geya gulla
Haye ni dubb jani ne laber ditta chulla
Haye ni mar jani ne laber ditta chulla
Ni main roti kiwen banawan
Ni main sabji kiwen banawan
Laber ditta chlla....

kukri oh laini, jihri kur kur kardi e
suhre nahi jaana, sus bur bur kardi e
kukri oh laini jihri aande dindi e,
suhre nahi jaana, sus tahne dindi e

 harrey harrey ghaah utey sapp fookan maarda ...
harrey harrey ghaah utey sapp fookan maarda ...
bhajo veero ve baapu kallha majhan chaarda ...
bhajo veero ve baapu kallha majhaan chaarda ...
harrey haarey ghaah utey udan bhambhirian ...
harrey haarey ghaah utey udan bhambhirian ...
bhajo veero ve bhaina mangan janjirian ...
bhajo veero ve bhaina mangan janjirian ...


horna de maahi lam salame ...
horna de maahi lam salame ...
mera maahi git muthian ...
jiven sarak te jaanda fit fitiya ...
jiven sarak te jaanda fit fitiya ...

cholle cholle cholle
ni baapu mera nitt puchda
dheeye kaun chubara wich bole??????/
ik baapu me bolaaa
ik baapu me bola, duji tand charkhe di bole
jaan luko mittra ho charkhe de uhle
jaan...
  

NE KAMEEJ TERI KAALI
SOHNEY PHULLAN WALI
BHAVAN VASSIAN TON VILAYAT
ASAN KARNI NA RAIYATNI
ASI VAADI BROBER KRAVANGE
DAATI GHUNGRUAN WALI
TERE HATH CH BROBAR FDAVANGE
NE DAATI GHUNGRUAN VALI……………

 

Aa ve deyoura, ja ve deyoura (devar)
bota bann darvaaje
bote tere nu ghaah da tokra
tainu Panj Parshaaade
nim haith katdi di,
meri gooonj sune darvaaje……..
meri gooonj sune darvaaje……..

lmao lmao lmao
hadipaa
lmao lmao lmao
buha g kithe rehde ho
looool
bhua g kithe rehde ho
sade fufad da lagge na chainarolf rolf rolf
sade fufad da lagge na chainarolf rolf rolf

tere much te chubara paundi
je mein hundi jaildarni
Balle Balle bhi je mein hunda thanedar
tere gutt te kacheri launda

je mein hunda thanedar